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Singin In The Rain…

Buzz Kill….

Hi Fashion

Where have all the bees gone? A question that has boggled the greatest minds of our generation. Some scientists attribute the mysterious disappearance to global warming or even the ill effect of some new pesticide. Have no fear! I will tell you were the bees have gone Mr. Scientist sir. Listen closely.

They can be found in urinals.

Urinals.

bee pee (and nope thats not R2-D2 talking)

Yezzir. They have not gone the way of the Mayan. Nope, no extinction level event has stamped these poor creatures out of existence twas merely the inability of men to pee within a bowl.  Apparently when we (meaning those of us sporting the XY chromosomal coupling) have something to aim our evacuating fluids at then we …wait for it…. hit out mark! Voila! Apparently hundreds of thousands of dollars have gone into research and development of these revolutionary pee pee receptacles.

Although… one question comes to mind when examining this feat of engineering…

Why a bee? The deft architect of the miraculous honeycomb as been reduced in stature to pee pee target.

Why not a target or a little picture of a campfire? Why choose a a living, breathing animal that produces the substance that elevates cheerios to the upper eschelons of the cereal world.

A thousand years from now when bees have become extinct from global waarming, highly evolved humans or alines from another planet will excavate the remains of our society and find urinals with a picture of bees on them. They will assume that the bee was a hated animal that could only be killed by human urine and our bathrooms were training facilities in exterminating an army of bees which threatened the existance of humanity.

Poor bees this is your legacy, so far removed from the diligent makers of the ambrosia that is honey.